Disclaimer

Just in case anyone actually is reading this, I want to state that most of this is simply a prelude to future internet endeavors and intentions. Most of the writing is intended to be satirical, or better yet, intentionally futile. I'm pretty much using this page as a test for learning HTML and figuring out to what audience I might write when I get my web-savvy together. God. I really hope that no one is reading this. I mean, Intellectual Superhero. Joke. Laugh. Please. Close browser now. Sorry!