WTF... I don't write. Everybody asks me to write something all the time because I think I maybe make them laugh, but I haven't written shit in like two years. I sometimes respond to emails. These emails that I respond to are the ones THAT ARE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS and my response is usually something like "Great! Thanks. Best, K---- M----" and then I email my friends "I wish everybody would die". Hey, how about I seriously just only write in this blog about how I wish I could write. Fuck.